Archived Quotes from April 2022

Today is April Fool's Day. The first of April, of all days in the year, enjoys a character of its own. ~~ Susan Wittig Albert

 


 

I learned the lesson that great men cultivate love, and that only little men cherish a spirit of hatred. ~~ Booker T. Washington

 


 

Change:  a bend in the road is not the end of the road… unless you fail to make the turn. ~~ Helen Keller

 


 

The shortest perceptible slice of time is the ohnosecond, that infinitely painful moment between shutting the front door and realizing that your keys are still inside the house. ~~ David Colvin

 


 

To spare the guilty is to injure the innocent. ~~ Publilius Syrus

 


 

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. ~~ Mark Twain

 

 


 

Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. ~~ Mark Twain

 


 

Any item you lose automatically doubles in value. ~~ Mignon McLaughlin

 


 

Over the years our bodies becoming walking autobiographies, telling friends and strangers alike of the minor and major stresses of our lives. ~~ Marilyn Ferguson

 

 


 

Ultimately… it's not the stories that determine our choices, but the stories that we continue to choose. ~~ Sylvia Boorstein

 


 

I'm sorry.  If you were right, I'd agree with you. ~~ Robin Williams

 


 

To be alone is to be different; to be different is to be alone. ~~ Suzanne Gordon

 


 

Trying to make the presidency work these days is like trying to sew buttons on a custard pie. ~~ James David Barber

 


 

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. ~~ Bruce Graham

 


 

Easter shopping tip: When buying your daughter that frilly new Easter dress, try to visualize how it’ll look with chocolate and grass stains all over it. ~~ Melanie White

 


 

My Easter smells are the cinnamon and mixed spices in the hot cross buns, and the rosemary and mint sauce with the roast lamb. The grassy tang of rhubarb and real muddy wet grass from the egg rolling. And of course, lots and lots of milk chocolate. ~~ Maggie Alderson

 


 

My father was so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the same clothes, but he’d take us to a different church. ~~ A.J. Jama

 

 


 

 

Well pleaseth me the sweet time of Easter
That maketh the leaf and the flower come out.

 

~~ Bertran de Born

 


 

Easter is a time for dressing up, looking your best, and hunting for candy. It’s Halloween in reverse. ~~  Melanie White

 


 

Every day’s a rebirth. Every day is Easter. Just remember to color your eggs happy colors, like yellow and baby blue. ~~ Mark Ellinger

 


 

Easter is a time of love, of family, and of peace.  It is a time when we say a quiet thanks for all that we have and for all that the future holds. ~~ Anna Marie Edwards

 


 

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. ~~ Leo Buscaglia

 


 

Our criteria for judging institutions should always include the quality of the men and women they develop and select. ~~ C. Wright Mills

 


 

The Fifth Commandment, which forbids injuries to our neighbors, forbids as well the appalling injuries which our prejudices and acts of discrimination cause whole groups of our neighbors. ~~ Julian J. Reiss

 


 

Earth and water, soil and stone, oaks and elms and willows, they were here before us all and will still remain when we are gone. ~~ A Dance With Dragons [George R. R. Martin]